Were there tears?
Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt?
Was there lost sleep from the butthurt?
Did you miss work or arrive late to work because of the butthurt?
Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as uninstalling Ingress, alcohol consumption, or breaking your phone?
Were the police involved?
Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long-ass Butthurt Rebuttals?